The Club project

These men began planning a modern Noah's Ark. The plan was to bring only what animals they would want to eat later on and save only the most attractive women they could contact and to float on the sea, having frequent sex, until they came to rest at the new Pangaea, which might be home to other survivors who were far enough inland or protected by mountains.

The plans were contained in a blue marble notebook, and the project was code-named "The Club." The records were archived electronically on a secret page, inaccessible to the public, located somewhere on one of the men's personal web sites, in a Cottage deep within the GeoCities Enchanted Forest, in the days when GeoCites still contained neighborhoods; this site was lost when GeoCities converted to their new layout.

The three prominent men soon realized that they could instead convert the abandoned burnt building 37-D Edgewater Park to survive the disaster. The men enlisted the help of the residents on the same street, exploiting their collective desire for a new club and clubhouse, since the Phillip D. Engledrum Club had been stamped out in 1997. The laborers were given code-names and counterfeit memberships but were not told the exact nature of the plans; instead they were made to understand that a new clubhouse was being built.

When Vice President Spacey discovered the notebook, the three prominent men were forced to reveal the purpose of the various rooms in 37-D as women's living quarters, although they maintained that they were merely building a clubhouse. Other residents of Edgewater Park learned of suspicious activities in 37-D, and the reports resulted in a full lockdown at the address, forcing the three men to cancel the project.

Throughout the entire operation, only one of the men was known to the laborers and only by the name Ted. The identities of the other two men remained unknown, although they continued to influence the club.