[Bandit]

i'm stealin alex's joke here but...
"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?





A pizza dont scream when u put it in the oven!"

i kno its messed up, blame alex

[Bandit]

go 2 a black guy wearin a sweater and say, "did u pick that cotton yourself?"

[Devilschild]

rich im begining to think u are a racist..... [img]smileys/smiley32.gif[/img] thats perfectly fine with me!

[NickyPhils]

Come on guys, seriously. We have to stop making fun of black people. I have a black guy on my family tree. I think he's still hanging there.

[Bandit]

lmao thats great nick. i got another 1...
Did you hear about the half italian half polack? He made himself an offer he couldent understand!

[pegasus]

Haha. You're right, Rich. I do do that to myself sometimes.

[Bandit]

lmao only u ted.
how about this 1.....a priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a church talking about how they divide up the collection plate.
the priest says, "well i draw a line on the floor, and throw the plate up in the air, whatever lands on the left side is for God, and on the right side for myself and the parish."
The minister says, "Well i have a similar method, i draw a circle on the floor and throw the plate up in the air, and whatever lands on the outside of the circle is 4 God, and the rest for myself and the parish."
Then the rabbi says, "Yeah i have a similar method, i just throw the plate up in the air and whatever God can catch, he can keep."
lmao

[NickyPhils]

All right, so this guy is fucking me in the ass. He reaches around and grabs my balls, so I say, "What are you, gay?"