The Chronicles of Bahud and the Narcoleptic Llama with Steel Leg Braces
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, May 22, 2009 at 11:51 AM (71145 Views)
Well, for those of you who have NO idea, at all, what I'm talking about in the title of my blog, I'll give you a brief summary about Bahud and his narcoleptic llama with steel leg braces.
Bahud was a Indian man, who was put under a curse by his parents when he was born. His parents performed an indian ritual on Bahud to make him immortal, to last forever. Anyhow, Bahud was a nice guy, very kind-hearted, so he figured, since he was immortal and wasn't going to die, he needed to find a purpose for his life. When Bahud grew up he new what his life long mission was...TO ASSURE THE CROSSTOWN DINER, BRONX NY 10465, THAT THEY WOULD ALWAYS HAVE CROSSTOWN MINTS. In the year 2009 Crosstown had ordered mints, and it was Bahud's job to pickup/deliver the mints. The only probly is, that the mints are only available in the years 2011 - 2015 in the city of Agrabah, which is at the bottom of the Grand Canyon. Agrabah DOES NOT exist in the year 2009, which is when Crosstown placed the order for the mints. Everyone BE PREPARED for "The Chronicles of Bahud and his Narcoleptic Llama with Steel Leg Braces"! Find out how Bahud travels through time to retrieve the precious crosstown mints!
Coming Soon!!!