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    Old April 16, 2004, 12:32 PM
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    There is a Joke Forum here, i have about a billion everyone will love if they make one.

    HERE's ONE:
    God goes to the Germans and he says: "I have these Commandments that I want YOU to have."
    The Germans ask: "What's one of them?"
    'THOU SHALT NOT KILL'
    The Germans decline God's request.

    God then goes to the Italians
    "I have these Commandments that I want YOU to have."
    The Italians ask: "What's one of them?"
    'THOU SHALT NOT STEAL'
    The Italians decline as well.

    Finally God goes to the Jews with the Commandments and suggests they keep them.
    The Jews ask: "How much are they?"
    God says: "They're free."
    The Jews say: "We'll take 10."Edited by: Pegasus


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    That's a very prejudiced joke.


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    Uh-Huh. I have more where that came from, plus, it's not like I'm prejudiced, I have 2 Jewish friends, good friends too.


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    Originally Posted by Ryou
    There should be a Joke Forum here, i have about a billion everyone will love if they make one.

    HERE's ONE:
    God goes to the Germans and he says: "I have these Commandments that I want YOU to have."
    The Germans ask: "What's one of them?"
    'THOU SHALT NOT KILL'
    The Germans decline God's request.

    God then goes to the Italians
    "I have these Commandments that I want YOU to have."
    The Italians ask: "What's one of them?"
    'THOU SHALT NOT STEAL'
    The Italians decline as well.

    Finally God goes to the Jews with the Commandments and suggests they keep them.
    The Jews ask: "How much are they?"
    God says: "They're free."
    The Jews say: "We'll take 10."
    If the jokes are prejudiced against certain groups of people, not everyone will love them.


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    Old April 20, 2004, 7:21 PM
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    Not ALL of them are prejudiced, Hell, That was not even prejudiced on my part, I already told you why, AND I have jokes about the Irish too, I'm Irish, so I do not think I'm prejudiced. You'd have to be really mental to be prejudiced against yourself, which I'm not.


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    lol thats pretty good


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    Heres a good joke, OK so, Have you heard of the new mint flavored birth control pills?


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    They are called predickamints! lol i thought it was pretty funny...


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    Umm, but aren't those real...


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    *rideo!* iocos amo. iocos hos amicis meis narrabo. plures fac!


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