NickyPhils
CES Staff
On May 15, two young men took the initiation test for this club to see how well they could do: Thomas Fulgione a.k.a. "Mr. T." and Vincent Meenan a.k.a. "Sam". Mr. T. scored 42%, but since these testtakers did not have the chance to view the website prior to the test, it was curved 10 points, qualifying him for the club. Sam scored 67%, making him also very qualified. Neither have paid one dollar as a membership fee, so it is yet uncertain if they wish to complete the initiation process. These are their essays from the tests:
"I am a cool, kick-ass guy who is an asset wherever he goes. I sort of know Java Programming, and can handle any situation. I am also not retarded. The club antics and exploits are what are the most attractive part of this club. Now I am going to wate the rest of the line space to babble incoherantly and rapidly." - Vincent "Sam" Meenan (scored 18/20 on the essay)
"I prolly got Ted a prom date, I kick ass, I can insult James, I really really really hate ghetto kids, and I can play the spoons. Oh, and I can name all your current cats." - Thomas "Mr. T" Fulgione (scored 15/20 on the essay)
So, members, post your thoughts! Do you think these people should be accepted as members to our club?
"I am a cool, kick-ass guy who is an asset wherever he goes. I sort of know Java Programming, and can handle any situation. I am also not retarded. The club antics and exploits are what are the most attractive part of this club. Now I am going to wate the rest of the line space to babble incoherantly and rapidly." - Vincent "Sam" Meenan (scored 18/20 on the essay)
"I prolly got Ted a prom date, I kick ass, I can insult James, I really really really hate ghetto kids, and I can play the spoons. Oh, and I can name all your current cats." - Thomas "Mr. T" Fulgione (scored 15/20 on the essay)
So, members, post your thoughts! Do you think these people should be accepted as members to our club?
